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Day 222



“Day 222”

With the morning training, I wanted to take the opportunity to convince the two reluctant demons to go to the dungeon. Their reaction was not favorable.

Well, I could have saved time if I was able to motivate and persuade them immediately, but it’s not like you can persuade someone and change their opinion she had from the start so suddenly.

While I am continuing to try and persuade them, I didn’t have the prospect of leaving the Kingdom anytime soon.

So I immersed myself in work during the day, as I needed to finish any work I still had to do before it’s too late.


Amongst the work to be done, is the advertising of the massage parlor that was finished on the first floor.


I quickly finished it, and the Tomboy Princess was the first one of the list of my invites of my possible client base.

Because it’s only the Tomboy Princess and ten others I invited, it’s still a rather weak form of advertising. But I only needed up to one or two people as a personal butler and maid to take care of the guests and I entrusted the invites to the Tomboy Princess.

Since choosing people is troublesome, I didn’t want to do it. And I wanted to use it as an opportunity to get a closer to the faction the Tomboy Princess is related to, as sign of good faith.


As a logical result, the First Queen was an invited guest.

She has the appearance of being just a little bit too motivated and she looks a lot younger than her actual age, while still having the allure of an adult.

Accompanying to her was the shrewd Hero of Darkness as well as four maids. They stood behind the two, and I only know them by sight.

Oh my, it’s somewhat unpleasant, because that I left the invites to the Tomboy Princess, there’s a high probability that a lot of members (of the five Great Gods religion) will come. But as I started to get accustomed to the First Queens quirks recently, I saw that they weren’t as strange -- you could say that I stopped resisting it since it’s their problem. It’s not that I absolutely hate them.

Riding on the skeleton spider that I arranged for picking up the invitees, the Tomboy Princess arrived first with the First Queen. I saw that the Princess wore a meaningful smile. She probably used the invite as leverage to benefit from the First Queen in one way or another.

Judging from the wry smile of the Boy Knight, I was pretty sure I was right.

The Tomboy Princess hasn’t concealed her true nature so much lately.

Seeing as their reason to be here was good, I thought it’s better to see a bright smile than one that’s covered with a hint of darkness.


In order to relieve their stress, I let the invitees take a stone sauna and receive an oil massage.


In order to take a stone sauna, you need to slip in to special clothing, and you have to lie on a sheet that is spread over the bedrock.

Touching the stone directly is too hot, but by using the sheet it changes to the extent that is pleasantly warm. In 30 minutes, your body is also internally warmed up by infrared rays.

Since they haven’t experienced this often, everyone seems to be pleased.

After her session was over, a lady with a smile from ear to ear said joyfully: “All tension that was accumulated in my body, disappeared.”

She needs to hold on to that thought tightly, because I want her to became a regular customer by all means.


In order to rehydrate during the breaks, I prepared a fruit juice that was mixed with a small amount of spring water and salt from the labyrinth. It was quite popular.

I am planning to increase the variety in the future.


To avoid any issues with people during the oil massage, the masseuse and the guest had to have the same gender as a standard rule.

The oil that was used this time around was made out of materials that Dorian gathered from the Great Forest, combined with Dorian-san’ rare nectar. It was something incredible, and its various effects showed immediately.

The first effect of the oil gives a beautiful, rejuvenated skin. But its main feature has a wondrous effect: through mysterious, hidden magic it efficiently burns any additional body fat from the inside.

You can actually feel it decrease straight after the first time you use it. It might be just a lucky side effect, but there’s no magic medicine that exists that exhibits the same secondary effect.


This reliable, safe beauty massage oil is extremely useful and has a pleasant feeling.

Seeing everyone’s eyes light up when I explained the oil’s effects to the guests, was interesting.


All things considered, this is expected from Dorian-san. Not only does she excel in capturing the members of the opposite sex, she recently specialized in the area of beauty are as well.

Her oil mixture skill is very useful, because after taking it once, people will want use it more often, like drug repeaters.

I’m thinking about giving it as a superior souvenir this time around.


After the guests completed a full cycle, I listened to their opinions. In general, they were satisfied and gave considerably high evaluation.

All guests mentioned that they wanted to come again and start becoming a regular. Business-wise, the appointments that were made here are looking like a good sign.

Since all invited guests are looking to become regular customers, I want to cherish them.


Also, even the maids and butlers that were by their sides experienced it a little.

Like this, they’ll spread news through word-of-mouth as well.

Because employees like maids and butlers are paid better wages than commoners, they may come around to relieve them of their daily stress.


And so, this method of advertising ended safely by the evening, as I sent the invitees back to their mansions in the same way they came: by skeleton spiders.

It’s a comfortable ride, as the spiders don’t have any problem with the snow-covered roads and there aren’t a lot of shocks either. Furthermore, these sort of horse-drawn carriage that I offer to guests within the Royal Capital that made an appointment are prepared with special, luxurious items. I do expect them to use them their heart’s content.


Even though sending the invitees on their way back went without a problem, not all of them returned on time.

Eight people didn’t return and remained in the mansion, shrewdly staying for supper.

These eight were the Princess Tomboy, Boy Knight, the Hero of Darkness and the First Queen with her four maids.

I didn’t want to do it at first, but the maids helped in a lot of different ways and when I saw the picture of the First Queen and the Hero of Darkness smack their lips over my cooking, while having a happy smile on their face, I wasn’t particularly bothered by it.

As the person that cooked, it’s hard to eat it and say that it’s delicious.


After we finished the meal, I brought out the recently born Opushii to cut the tension and see the look on their faces. Her cheeks occasionally made a squishy noise when poked, while the First Queen was touching the jewels on her skin.

Opushii’s mother, Redhead Shortie, was wearing a happy smile while taking care of her. She was talking with the First Queen and Hero of Darkness, who were love-struck. I noticed a friendly bond being developed between the mothers.

Though it might seem natural to me now, because of the relationship between me and the Tomboy Princess, there are three people standing there that are on a totally different social standing from each other. If anyone else was watching them pleasantly chatting with each other like this, they’d be flabbergasted.

If this would have happened outside, it would be considered Lèse-majesté[1].


Well, at this late hour, Lèse-majesté can be considered something trivial. And after it became late at night, the Tomboy Princess went home.


Nevertheless, the sight of a skeleton spider running through the streets of the Royal Capital under the street-light late at night, resembles a messenger from hell running around, searching for prey.




Translation Notes

Writer Note



Day 222

Just a few little edits about names ~Batu

Me again, Bringing you more edits. ~Akioni

Translated --> Russian --> English


Day 222

After a morning workout session, I began persuading the 2 demonesses to go underground with me, but they weren't very happy with the idea. Well, I suspected from the beginning even if I did try to persuade them, they aren't going to be motivated. However, that doesn't mean I intend to give up so easily. But I've got to persuade them somehow before we head out of the kingdom towards our destination.

Putting that aside, now that I've finish my work for the day, I think I'll enjoy some lunch. The said work is to publicly announce the fact that we opened a massage parlor.

For the sake of quick advertisement, we invited Tomboy Princess, the person with the highest status as our customer. But since the Tomboy Princess on her own isn't enough, we also invited several guests ourselves, and asked her to invite a few more maids to take care of her belongings as well as several guests of her own choice  .

I chose her not because I was lazy, but rather to strengthen relations with the people of her faction.

Thus, we also extended our invitations to the first queen.

Looking slightly more cheerful than usual, she looked much younger than her actual age, but also retaining her adult charm through her dress.

Just behind her is the Dark Hero and four maids, two of them are familiar faces.

ED note: Probs the two maids looking at the queen licking Aporou knife during their first meeting...urgh..

Well, if you put the Tomboy Princess in charge of selecting additional guests, it's almost guaranteed that she'll choose them. Anticipating that, I wasn't surprised, and recently, I'm beginning to get used to the first queen's habits (since it's someone Else's interest, we can only give up). 

Arriving on the skeleton spiders specially reserved to pick up our guests, there is the first queen and the Tomboy Princess, who had a profound smile on her face. Most likely, she struck a deal with the  first queen for some sort of benefit in exchange for being on the invitation list. 

And looking at the wry smile from the Boy Knight, I was almost certain of this fact.

I have a feeling that starting from last time the Tomboy Princess had ceased to conceal her character.

Oh well, she looks much cuter with a bright, happy smile than having one hidden with darkness anyway.

Back to business. We've asked our guest to sample our oil massages as well as our stone bed massages.

ED Note:I'm aware the russian translation saids bedrock, but he's referring to a stone bed, and not actual bedrock,

During the bedrock massages, guests are asked to wear special clothing, before they lay down on the sheets laid over the stone bed.

After 30 minutes under infrared light, and from the sheets warming their bodies, they all looked very happy due to experiencing something new.

Having relieved their body of accumulated fatigue, wide happy smiles appeared on their faces.

Just like that, we grasped their hearts, making them our regulars.

After that, in order for our guests to stay hydrated, we sold drinks made from a mixure of salt, spring, and juice procured from the dungeons. They are a very popular commodity.

I'll have to think about new flavours in the future. To avoid any trouble during massages, only comrades with the same sex as the guest will perform the massaging.

The oil we used is made by Dorian-san via blending honey that she collected in the great forest, a precious material that can instantly provide a variety of positive effects.

This oil has the effect such as promoting skin health and rejuvenation. But the most wonderful effect this oil provides is improving metabolism, allowing you to burn extra calories.

The effects are apparent after using it once, and there aren't any side effects present unlike certain magic drugs out there.

Not only is it comfortable and pleasant, but it's also a safe, all-natural massage. After telling our guest about the effect, it's impressive how their eyes lit up immediately.

As expected from Dorian-san's race, to not only possess superior ability to seduce the opposite sex, but also her dexterity in the field of cosmetology is very surprising.

This oil is like a drug, it increases the number of clients that come back because of its abilities, I am extremely grateful to her.

This time, I will have to pick up the perfect souvenir for her.

After the procedure was over, I asked for their feedback, they are all very happy.

Everyone said they want to come back again, this influx of visitors is good, looks like this project will also be successful too.

This time, all the guests are likely to become our regular client, this is something we got to cherish.

In addition, those who participated aren't limited to the noble ladies. We also allowed the maids to participate. So they too, can help us spread the word. Butlers and maids, receive a higher salary, compared to commoners, so they can come to us to relieve fatigue after a full day of work.

Thus, we successfully completed the trial session, and guests are sent home the same way they arrived.

But after we sent home the invited guests, 8 people stayed with us for dinner: Tomboy Princess, Boy Knight, the First Queen, the Hero of Darkness, as well as 4 maids.

Seeing that she was going to cook for the Queen as well as the Hero of Darkness, the maid who helped around the house was in high spirits with a happy smile while she was cooking. I, who also helped with the cooking can't say the same though.


ED Note:  Officially confirmed, it was the maid smiling since she was serving dishes to the Hero of Darkness and her country's queen.


And during dinner, the newborn Opushii would occasionally smile and pout her cheeks. The queen also often touched her jewel-like skin.

Her mother Redhead, whose face had a happy smile since the new-born Opushii is talking to the Queen, and moved by the Hero of Darkness. Both being mothers, the Queen and Redhead formed some kind of friendship. Even though it is a little late to reflect upon the relation between the Tomboy Princess and I, this spectacle of three individuals with completely different social status is quite a stunning sight. If it were somewhere else, someone talking to the queen like that would have gotten them executed for blasphemy. But nobody really cares about our behavior. Tomboy Princess and company returned home late at night.

The bone spiders wading through the snow at night while illuminating the streets looked like messengers of hell, seeking their prey.


Day 221 == Day 222 == Day 223



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Day 222

Two demon incidentally of the morning training to try to persuade so want to go to the dungeon, but the reaction is poor.

Well, one of the he Habukeru the trouble if become motivated to instantly persuaded, but because it is to convince and change the opinion Koro~tsu do not think from the beginning, would such a thing.

And as this remains persuaded to continue, the fact that continue to persuade also means not Tata prospect that go outside the kingdom still.

So should dispense the work to be done out of now, was set to work from noon by that.


Work to be done, it's propaganda, such as massage to be performed at the first floor was completed.


This is order to dispense quick, was the first to invite high tomboy princess of status among the clientele that is assumed.

Since the tomboy princess that only still weak as propaganda, maximum dozen other guests, Okakae of maid and butler to take care of personal belongings can be a maximum of two people, who to call has been left up to the tomboy princess.

This is not than was Maruto because became too lazy to choose, and should I Kurere use as a trigger for tomboy princess tie a deeper relationship with the faction of Sha us, but it was a good faith that.


As a result, the first queen is in the course of such Among the invited guests.

The figure was a little fired up than usual, to look much younger than actual age, was dressed in adult charm.

And that is next to shrewdly darkness Isamu the cages, I just maid's our four people refrain from behind the two people also familiar face.


Well, Well, this member Once leave the selection of the invited guests to the tomboy princess Never would have entered with a high probability, it's not a thing any strange because I knew and was also getting used recently to taste preferences of the first queen - Because it is a hobby of others, give up was also to say - but it's not absolutely to the fact that Iyada so.

Take the skeleton spider that was arranged for the guests of the pick-up, as long as you see a delivering a profound smile of tomboy princess who arrived first on the most along with the First Queen, perhaps use this invitation right, some kind of benefit from the First Queen and must have obtained a.

With a wry smile from the Boy Knight ahead beside, it would almost certainly.

Tomboy princess, recently to feel that has become not so much hidden nature.

Since the material's good, it would look better bright smile than the smile that bleeding is somewhere blackness, and while I think.

The retaken care, the guests were asked to experience such as bedrock bath and oil massage.


During bedrock bath asked to change into special clothes, get by lying on top of the bedrock lined sheets.

Directly it becomes degree somewhat warm by sandwiching the heat too, but sheets, and warm from the inside of the body by the far infrared If Haitai also thirty minutes.

In the sense that you have not much experience, but everyone comfortably likely.

Malfunction is abated of the body was from the old days when it was over, and also have lady that told me joyfully a big smile.

Here, the gripping and firmly the mind, it's what I want by all means become a regular customer.


And I tried to put out a small amount mixed mono and labyrinth production of salt and juice of labyrinth production Shimizu in between as the same hydration, but it was quite popular.

We are going to increase the variation in the future.

In order to avoid a lot trouble things towards the oil massage, it went Members basically tourists and sex.

It was used this time oil and materials that Mr. Dorianu was collected in a large forest, in the gem that is made by blending Dorianu's honey, but mono excellent appear instantly various effects.

Effect of oil starts from such beautiful skin effect and rejuvenating effects, the most significant feature is the extra meat attached to the body, is that it goes from the body in a magical mysterious effect the oil conceal been efficient combustion.

And to Moteru is felt that was reduced to some extent by simply using once, it will also probably one of the characteristics of the absence of side effects seems to side effects unlike the magic drug to exert the same kind of effect.

Very affordable and good feelings, safe and secure beauty massage oil diet.

To explain the effect of oil to guests, it's impressive had to change the Kaimoku of color.

Even so, indeed's Dorianu's. Races manner and not only excels in ability to Rokaku isomerism, it is to just have further specialized in cosmetic direction recently.

When I used once to go to increase the repeater like a drug, the oil preparation skills are very grateful.

I think I Take This time choice souvenirs.

When I hear your impressions after completing the entire process in such a feeling, it is like was I get a satisfaction overall quite a high evaluation.

Everyone says that want it began After also come in earnest, this business because it gave me a reservation for this place also auspicious is looks good.

Since this time of the guests is likely to me now all the regulars, it is what you want to cherish.

At the same also in your with the maid and butler who were asked to but just a little experience.

This is also from him, girls will spread the story.

Because such employees butler and maid salary is better than the commoner, you might come to heal daily fatigue.

Thus also successfully completed in around evening propaganda, guests who go sent to each of the mansion in the skeleton spider as of when it came.

Because the skeleton spider proceed without problems even in snow is good ride comfort even less impact, use the special products more luxury tailored things of cab specification running the Oto-chu the transfer of booking guests, It is expected that it will be active in fully.


So he a mean guests you sent, but everyone but it was not returned at once.

Remain in the mansion without go back eight people, it is had to attend and shrewdly to the seat of the dinner.

The Tomboy Princess and the Boy Knight, it's First Queen and Dark Hero and 4 maids for a total of 8 people.

At first I thought that it is whether mon was, maid's who is to me variously help, at the sight of their First Queen and Dark Hero hit smack in cooking while smiling a happy smile and smile, separately say I came to feel that either.

As a person who was cooking, it is hard to say that go back when eaten tasty likely.

We watched while the taken loosening was the Opushii newborn and lovestruck look after the meal, and thrust occasionally Punipuni and to the cheek, first queen who is touching the skin of jewelry.

Redhead is a mother he has to take care while smiling much a happy smile from birth is Opushii, but what is also a place to each other through the First Queen and Dark Hero you have a lovestruck, and notice and mom friend basis We had built a friendly relationship.

It may be at this late hour When I think of me and tomboy princess relationship, three people that social position is isolated encounter, would not to stunned if you look to see the spectacle that is chat person.

And to also or doing it like it has been executed for blasphemy that it is outside.

Well, as good even if at this late hour Toka blasphemy, after all the Tomboy Princess we got home it was from becoming late at night.

Anyway, so that galloping night of the king and at the skeleton spider that was illuminated on the street is somewhat like hell of the messenger running around in search of prey.

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